Deirdre

There once was a lady named Deirdre

Who wasn’t feeling herself since February

It was now noon in the month of June

When the sun was shining in upon the drabby walls in her living room

It had been nearly a decade since a roller last touched those walls

With a splash of pointing 2003 by Farrow and Ball

She thought that’s it! This place needs a new lease of life

The husband fully agreed because as any wise man knows… happy wife, happy life