There once was a lady named Deirdre
Who wasn’t feeling herself since February
It was now noon in the month of June
When the sun was shining in upon the drabby walls in her living room
It had been nearly a decade since a roller last touched those walls
With a splash of pointing 2003 by Farrow and Ball
She thought that’s it! This place needs a new lease of life
The husband fully agreed because as any wise man knows… happy wife, happy life